Cats are funny balls of fluff and often make us laugh with their mischievous antics, so it’s really not surprising that they’re the source of so many great jokes. We’ve put together a list of our top 30 favourite cat jokes that we think are totally pawsome.
Our cats provide us with endless entertainment. Whether they’re running around the house like a lunatic at 3am, smacking our possessions off of counters or just being their fun-loving cheeky selves in general. Cats are hilarious by nature, so it should come as no surprise that there are loads of great cat jokes out there.
We’ve put our brains together and come up with the ultimate list of cat jokes which includes everything from witty cat puns to knock-knock jokes. Keep reading for our favourite cat jokes and puns that will have all your friends saying ‘you’ve cat to be kitten me!’
Our top 20 cat jokes
Why are cats so good at video games?
What’s a cat’s favourite colour?
Why cats are afraid of trees?
What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
Knock, knock. Who's there?
What do Christmas and desert cats have in common?
Why can't you play poker in the jungle?
How do cats resolve an argument?
What's smarter than a talking cat?
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?
Why are cats bad storytellers?
Someone made a joke about my three-legged cat
What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on sofa?
What's the Cheshire Cat's favourite drink?
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Why do you have to watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do cats have minty breath?
Why do cats hate shopping online?
Why do cats like to lie on computers?
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
Our top 10 cat puns
Now you’ve had your fill of cat jokes, check out our favourite cat puns listed below right meow!
Fur real = for real
Purrfect = perfect
Feline = feeling
Pawsible = possible
Hissterical = hysterical
Kitten me = kidding me
Clawful = awful
Mewsic
Meowntain = Mountain
Paws = Pause
That’s the list of our top 20 favourite cat puns and jokes! Feline like even more great cat content? Check out our articles on 14 fun facts about cats and then find out what cat breed you are in our quiz!
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